Sex is like murder; the person who gets stabbed isn't in control.

[40cakes]

Random LJ Person: what's your views on the gays? do you find gay sex to be as equally demeaning or do you think its sort of an "equal opportunity" type of adventure.

klavier: I see gay sex as equal opportunity. Both participants have the ability to fuck one another. It's not the same with a man and a woman. In heterosexual sex, how do both people have a chance to be in control? The woman is always the fuck box.

Voice of Reason blackjackrocket: Then they're not doing it right.

klavier: Uh....no...woman has vagina. Men has penis. Penis goes into vagina. Therefore, woman is fuck box.

fadingembers: Must not comment and add to teh crazy...

Because if someone argues with her, they're obviously not comfortable with their sexuality. Just like if someone posted that they ate their own children, and readers objected, those people obviously aren't comfortable with their own family life.

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Comments

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

"Oh, for cracking ice" might be my new favorite expression. That girl is nine kinds of fucked up.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

I know. I'd like to punch her. You know, since mental games are all fantasy and the only thing that matters is who's physically stronger.

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[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

I wonder where she lives, where ALL MEN are physically stronger than ALL WOMEN.

[andmydog.livejournal.com]

...WTF?

Women are penetrated during heterosexual sex, and are therefore totally powerless and fuck-boxy? Bitch needs to keep her rape fantasies to herself.

With chicks, they can't REALLY fuck eachother, so it's equal.

Ok, you need to back off now.

[andmydog.livejournal.com]

Oh, hey, random thought.

Someone should teach this bitch how to masturbate. Judging by her total lack of interest in sex, it sounds like she's doing something very, very wrong.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Actually, her non-exploration was explored in THIS post, which fueled the hate-filled reaction of the one linked above.

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[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

In the past month or so, it would seem that many of my lj friends are discovering that the greatest enemy of an intelligent, independent feminist woman is another woman. I think this chick might be the spawn of them all. Or the result of those women involved in some sort of incestuous reproduction. ...Come to think of it, MPREG gets written all the time, but I don't see a lot of lesbian couples immaculately conceiving in fic. Maybe I'm reading the wrong fics. Anyway, that's what begat this girl.

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[irenak.livejournal.com]

Must not comment. Must...not...comment...

She's kind of entertaining, though. In a blood-splattered train wreck sort of way.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

I physically shuddered. Like, spasms. I had to make sure I didn't swallow my tongue.

Which means I'm uncomfortable with my own sexuality, of course. She's so right, it hurts me.

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[jaina.livejournal.com]

You should masturbate to prove her wrong.

Or, you know, send me a vibrator.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

She actually reminds me of those people who go frothing at the mouth about how fanfiction is EVIL and WRONG and SICK and just can't seem to comprehend that some people just do it because it's fun and there's nothing more to it than that.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Actually, she reminds me more of early VALL, what with the "Sex is wrong and harmful to minors! Here, read this fic of extreme gore and violence and horror instead!" mentality, if we use a fandom analogy. Because she's not saying "Sex is bad and thus I will abstain and I'm better than you orgasm zombies" (which I prefer 10 times to "fandom queen". Can we introduce her to MF and friends? This would result in monumental spooge which no one would want to own up to because sex is vile), she's saying "Sex is unenjoyable for me because I could never dominate. But I'm willing to lie there naked for my boyfriend because I WUV HIM! I'm just here to be a cum bucket anyway. But masturbation is bad because if you touch yourself, you're proving you don't love your partner because you couldn't wait to share beautiful wonderful sex with them. Even though sex is just about him pumping me while I mentally review my grocery list."

"What fuck wrong you?" never had a better target than this chick.

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[ghostfire]

Anyone who thinks the woman is never in control just because the penis is going inside her is a moron anyway, and probably not worth the effort of arguing with.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I guess she never heard of vagina dentata.

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[ghostfire]

I wasn't thinking so much of that, but just my view that the entire idea of being penetrated somehow being "less" (less worthy, less good, less whatever) than penetrating is wrong.

[ladyofthesea.livejournal.com]

I actually read most of her pointless blather and wasn't sure if I should feel sorry for her or burst out laughing.

I don't give a shit what people say or think about me but I'm going to say something anyways. Hey you! You're not allowed to express your opinion regarding my beliefs- you don't know me so fuck you! I are not of teh liking of teh fuckboxz0rslololol!!!!

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

There's always both!

[missandrony.livejournal.com]

Holy Mary, lesbian lover of God. I finally know what goes on inside Ann Coulter's black, twisted little brain.

Of course, I needed to know that like I need a hole in my head.

[andmydog.livejournal.com]

See, everyone always picks on Ann Coulter. It's not her fault that she's crazy - it's a side effect of the syphilis.

(GIP)

[andmydog.livejournal.com]

Klavier dun inspired me.

Re: (GIP)

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

XD

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Re: (GIP)

[ladyofthesea.livejournal.com]

Mwhahahaha!

[itainohime.livejournal.com]

That is the coolest LJ icon I have ever seen.