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In the event that I ever get married, I want this for a wedding ring.

Please don't be too lazy to click on that link, because it's the most awesome ring in the awesome world.

Dear Pop Starlet,

Tell your people to hold up on their promises. We were told we'd get Krispy Kremes in exchange for politely listening to you; those are obviously Dunkin Donuts. There may be a riot.

Kiss kiss,

fadingembers

Ladies and gentlemen, I,

fadingembers, of my own free will, for a full meal, am eating a salad. DRY.

Dear

nova_usagi,

I'm rewatching the Utena Apocalypse arc right now, and I must apologize. You see, at first I just thought you were a complete idiot. But now I see the true answer. If you've watched this entire series and don't think Akio has ever had sex with anyone, you're from planet Obtuse (seen only once every 600,000 years, between Uranus and Urvagina). That very much explains why no one could understand your bizarre, seemingly non sequitir responses.

Kiss kiss,
Lt. Major

fadingembers IV

Hey Kids!

Why are Casey's innards upset with her?

1. The chocolate-coated granola bar she had for breakfast
2. The two Munchkins and the lollipop she ingested before noon
3. The large cone of chocolate pepper gelato she had for lunch
4. The Chicken McNugget happy meal she had for early dinner
5. The 3 Chips Ahoy 100-calorie packs and two glasses of milk she had immediately following the happy meal
6. ALL OF THE FUCKING ABOVE, DUMBASS! HAVE YOU THE BRAINWORMS? CAN'T YOU FEED YOURSELF PROPERLY?

Oof. Ima gonna go walk it off since I have to drop off mail at the post office. Hopefully I can sweat it all out.

I don't like spoilers. I avoid them like the plague, or something similarly yucky. That being said, I'm a fast reader, and I plan on getting my copy of HP & HBP tomorrow, if not v. late tonight. If any of you so much as post a peep of a spoiler before I am done with the book (so, not until Monday then), I will rip out your liver and wear it as a jaunty beret, do you understand me?

Good.

Dear Livejournal People,

OMG post something plzkthx. I'm so bored. I even checked to make sure I was signed in, y'all have been so slow today. Surely someone's made some icons or is pissed off or wants to play a game or something.

Love,

fadingembers

Dear Mom,

Thank you for the $20 you gave me before I left the house yesterday. I understand you're worried since I'm broke right now and thought I'd use this to put towards food or bill-paying. I just wanted you to know I used it in the purchase of booze and a gallon of Edy's chocolate double fudge brownie and a box of tissues and celebrated my own personal Independence day and it totally ruled.

Love,
your daughter xoxo

Dear friendslist:

All of you rock and I want to thank you for saying nice things about me when I need them. It makes me feel happy in my tummy, and distracts me from the person at work who just sent out an email asking for makeout music.

Thanks,
Casey

While I'm on the subject of work...

Dear freelancer:

Thank you for distracting me by giving me an absolute rage-on for you. Most producers seem to have their spots edited so quickly, and you keep asking for more time, and more VO, and then complaining about money. Every time I think I can't get more angry with you, you one-up yourself. Awesome!

Thank you,
Casey

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Entries tagged with open letters

ATTENTION ALL BEAUS

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But since I already had 2 or 3 mini candy bars, does it count?

Sorry, friends, only Utena fen will get this.

Let's Play the Guessing Game!

To all y'all - Spoiler policy

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Hallo

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