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Random LJ Person: what's your views on the gays? do you find gay sex to be as equally demeaning or do you think its sort of an "equal opportunity" type of adventure.

[livejournal.com profile] klavier: I see gay sex as equal opportunity. Both participants have the ability to fuck one another. It's not the same with a man and a woman. In heterosexual sex, how do both people have a chance to be in control? The woman is always the fuck box.

Voice of Reason [livejournal.com profile] blackjackrocket: Then they're not doing it right.

[livejournal.com profile] klavier: Uh....no...woman has vagina. Men has penis. Penis goes into vagina. Therefore, woman is fuck box.

[livejournal.com profile] fadingembers: Must not comment and add to teh crazy...

Because if someone argues with her, they're obviously not comfortable with their sexuality. Just like if someone posted that they ate their own children, and readers objected, those people obviously aren't comfortable with their own family life.

>^..^
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Date: 2005-03-15 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mistressrenet.livejournal.com
"Oh, for cracking ice" might be my new favorite expression. That girl is nine kinds of fucked up.

Date: 2005-03-15 02:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] andmydog.livejournal.com
...WTF?

Women are penetrated during heterosexual sex, and are therefore totally powerless and fuck-boxy? Bitch needs to keep her rape fantasies to herself.

With chicks, they can't REALLY fuck eachother, so it's equal.

Ok, you need to back off now.

Date: 2005-03-15 03:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] andmydog.livejournal.com
Oh, hey, random thought.

Someone should teach this bitch how to masturbate. Judging by her total lack of interest in sex, it sounds like she's doing something very, very wrong.

Date: 2005-03-15 03:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fadingembers.livejournal.com
Actually, her non-exploration was explored in THIS post, which fueled the hate-filled reaction of the one linked above.

>^..^

Date: 2005-03-15 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mistressrenet.livejournal.com
I wonder where she lives, where ALL MEN are physically stronger than ALL WOMEN.

Date: 2005-03-15 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] andmydog.livejournal.com
Whoa.
Thank you, internet, for once again your crazy has gone above and beyond my expectations.

Date: 2005-03-15 03:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fadingembers.livejournal.com
Based on this post, she either lives in a very closed-minded town where it's acceptable for her "Bunny" to call her a slut and for her to brush that off and still wuv him and for her to blame all the irritating things that happen at stores on the blacks and Russians, or she's a very well-thought-out sockpuppet of a genius artist, taking blog to the next level with full out performance. An Andy Kaufman of sorts. Push the audience to the breaking point while actually entertaining them.

>^..^

Date: 2005-03-15 03:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] andmydog.livejournal.com
1954, apparently. Where men were dominating, horny real men and women were frigid and anatomically ignorant proper ladies.

Date: 2005-03-15 03:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mistressrenet.livejournal.com
I'm really, really hoping sockpuppet/artist. Someone on journalfen said they'd run into her before though, so apparently the performance has been going on for a while...

Date: 2005-03-15 03:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mistressrenet.livejournal.com
I bet my grandparents had way better orgasms than that.

I'm just sayin'.

Date: 2005-03-15 03:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarahtheboring.livejournal.com
OH MY GOD KILL IT. ...what a fucking child.

Though this comment (http://www.livejournal.com/users/klavier/164653.html?thread=391469#t391469) made it mostly better. *loves*

...what. a. fucking. child. Wow, it's been a while since I had a nice shot of rageohol.

I'm glad I'm not her. I'm usually Ms. Self-Loathing, but I feel pretty damn awesome right now compared to that.

Date: 2005-03-15 03:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarahtheboring.livejournal.com
ahhh, correction. Self-loathing transperson. (http://www.livejournal.com/users/klavier/165018.html?thread=410778#t410778) Gotta take it all out on us. Irritating and sad.

...okay, done now.

Date: 2005-03-15 03:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fadingembers.livejournal.com
I don't think proper ladies of 1954 ever referred to themselves as "cum receptacles". Unless Gracie Allen first used that on Texaco Star Theater and I missed it.

>^..^

Date: 2005-03-15 03:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] andmydog.livejournal.com
"Luuuuucy! I'm hoooooome! My little fuck-box got some 'splainin' to do!"


Date: 2005-03-15 03:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fadingembers.livejournal.com
And to think, in the masturbation post, she calls a pro-lifer a sick fuck. I think that's what's most boggling about this. She isn't some conservative who thinks celibacy is the way to go. She says she has sex because she loves her "Bunny" so much, she's willing to go through something she associates with brutal stabbing for him. Masturbation is vile and selfish, but abortion is okay. (In fact, masturbation shows you don't love your partner, because sex=love even though it's just the man getting off inside the motionless woman.) And sex apparently isn't a fun thing to be enjoyed and a time to be playful with your partner, because anyone who thinks the woman could ever dominate is fooling themselves, since she isn't physically stronger. (In Our Bodies, Ourselves, there's a small editorial cartoon of a het couple at a gym. The man sees a musclebound woman and says, "I would never date someone who could beat me up!" His girl/date pushes him away and says, "Neither would I!") It's okay for her to wear skirts and show her cleavage a little when out with the boy, but dammit, she wishes she had a penis! It's not that she vehemently believes one thing; it's that she seems to be insanely devoted to opposing ideals.

>^..^

Date: 2005-03-15 03:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fadingembers.livejournal.com
"Ricky, I don't wanna be your cum receptacle! I wanna be a star!"

"You'll be what I say you are, hole, since I have a cock AND I could beat you from black and white to black and blue!"

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

:: canned laughter ::

>^..^

Lost in Freudania

Date: 2005-03-15 03:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] andmydog.livejournal.com
Godferfuckssakebiatch! The nuns had healthier sexual identities than you do!

Best part:
Person A: (makes analogy involving a cheese grater and a carrot) See? Penetration =/= dominance.
Fuckbox: Ha ha, you can't put your dick in a cheese grater you are the stoopid and your analogy is the FAIL.

Date: 2005-03-15 03:48 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] irenak.livejournal.com
Must not comment. Must...not...comment...

She's kind of entertaining, though. In a blood-splattered train wreck sort of way.

Date: 2005-03-15 03:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fadingembers.livejournal.com
In the past month or so, it would seem that many of my lj friends are discovering that the greatest enemy of an intelligent, independent feminist woman is another woman. I think this chick might be the spawn of them all. Or the result of those women involved in some sort of incestuous reproduction. ...Come to think of it, MPREG gets written all the time, but I don't see a lot of lesbian couples immaculately conceiving in fic. Maybe I'm reading the wrong fics. Anyway, that's what begat this girl.

>^..^

Date: 2005-03-15 03:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fadingembers.livejournal.com
I physically shuddered. Like, spasms. I had to make sure I didn't swallow my tongue.

Which means I'm uncomfortable with my own sexuality, of course. She's so right, it hurts me.

>^..^

Date: 2005-03-15 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fadingembers.livejournal.com
Hey now, a lot of my relatives live in trailers, and they'd never use the word "cum receptacle" they'd only privately think it, because they can't spell either word correctly.

>^..^

Date: 2005-03-15 04:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fadingembers.livejournal.com
No, never Bunny. They're lucky they can pronounce each other's actual names, what with all the rotted teeth and all.

>^..^

Date: 2005-03-15 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com
You should masturbate to prove her wrong.

Or, you know, send me a vibrator.

Date: 2005-03-15 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com
She actually reminds me of those people who go frothing at the mouth about how fanfiction is EVIL and WRONG and SICK and just can't seem to comprehend that some people just do it because it's fun and there's nothing more to it than that.
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