Random LJ Person: what's your views on the gays? do you find gay sex to be as equally demeaning or do you think its sort of an "equal opportunity" type of adventure.
klavier: I see gay sex as equal opportunity. Both participants have the ability to fuck one another. It's not the same with a man and a woman. In heterosexual sex, how do both people have a chance to be in control? The woman is always the fuck box.
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blackjackrocket: Then they're not doing it right.
klavier: Uh....no...woman has vagina. Men has penis. Penis goes into vagina. Therefore, woman is fuck box.
fadingembers: Must not comment and add to teh crazy...
Because if someone argues with her, they're obviously not comfortable with their sexuality. Just like if someone posted that they ate their own children, and readers objected, those people obviously aren't comfortable with their own family life.
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Because if someone argues with her, they're obviously not comfortable with their sexuality. Just like if someone posted that they ate their own children, and readers objected, those people obviously aren't comfortable with their own family life.
>^..^
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Date: 2005-03-15 02:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-15 02:58 am (UTC)Women are penetrated during heterosexual sex, and are therefore totally powerless and fuck-boxy? Bitch needs to keep her rape fantasies to herself.
With chicks, they can't REALLY fuck eachother, so it's equal.
Ok, you need to back off now.
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Date: 2005-03-15 03:00 am (UTC)Someone should teach this bitch how to masturbate. Judging by her total lack of interest in sex, it sounds like she's doing something very, very wrong.
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Date: 2005-03-15 03:03 am (UTC)>^..^
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Date: 2005-03-15 03:07 am (UTC)>^..^
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Date: 2005-03-15 03:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-15 03:14 am (UTC)Thank you, internet, for once again your crazy has gone above and beyond my expectations.
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Date: 2005-03-15 03:15 am (UTC)>^..^
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Date: 2005-03-15 03:16 am (UTC)dominating, hornyreal men and women werefrigid and anatomically ignorantproper ladies.no subject
Date: 2005-03-15 03:18 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-15 03:19 am (UTC)I'm just sayin'.
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Date: 2005-03-15 03:19 am (UTC)Though this comment (http://www.livejournal.com/users/klavier/164653.html?thread=391469#t391469) made it mostly better. *loves*
...what. a. fucking. child. Wow, it's been a while since I had a nice shot of rageohol.
I'm glad I'm not her. I'm usually Ms. Self-Loathing, but I feel pretty damn awesome right now compared to that.
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Date: 2005-03-15 03:21 am (UTC)...okay, done now.
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Date: 2005-03-15 03:26 am (UTC)>^..^
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Date: 2005-03-15 03:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-15 03:36 am (UTC)>^..^
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Date: 2005-03-15 03:39 am (UTC)"You'll be what I say you are, hole, since I have a cock AND I could beat you from black and white to black and blue!"
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
:: canned laughter ::
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Date: 2005-03-15 03:44 am (UTC)Best part:
Person A: (makes analogy involving a cheese grater and a carrot) See? Penetration =/= dominance.
Fuckbox: Ha ha, you can't put your dick in a cheese grater you are the stoopid and your analogy is the FAIL.
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Date: 2005-03-15 03:48 am (UTC)She's kind of entertaining, though. In a blood-splattered train wreck sort of way.
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Date: 2005-03-15 03:48 am (UTC)>^..^
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Date: 2005-03-15 03:49 am (UTC)Which means I'm uncomfortable with my own sexuality, of course. She's so right, it hurts me.
>^..^
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Date: 2005-03-15 03:53 am (UTC)they'd only privately think it, because they can't spell either word correctly.>^..^
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Date: 2005-03-15 04:01 am (UTC)>^..^
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Date: 2005-03-15 04:04 am (UTC)Or, you know, send me a vibrator.
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Date: 2005-03-15 04:06 am (UTC)