Sex is like murder; the person who gets stabbed isn't in control.

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Random LJ Person: what's your views on the gays? do you find gay sex to be as equally demeaning or do you think its sort of an "equal opportunity" type of adventure.

klavier: I see gay sex as equal opportunity. Both participants have the ability to fuck one another. It's not the same with a man and a woman. In heterosexual sex, how do both people have a chance to be in control? The woman is always the fuck box.

Voice of Reason blackjackrocket: Then they're not doing it right.

klavier: Uh....no...woman has vagina. Men has penis. Penis goes into vagina. Therefore, woman is fuck box.

fadingembers: Must not comment and add to teh crazy...

Because if someone argues with her, they're obviously not comfortable with their sexuality. Just like if someone posted that they ate their own children, and readers objected, those people obviously aren't comfortable with their own family life.

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Comments

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

"Oh, for cracking ice" might be my new favorite expression. That girl is nine kinds of fucked up.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

I know. I'd like to punch her. You know, since mental games are all fantasy and the only thing that matters is who's physically stronger.

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[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

I wonder where she lives, where ALL MEN are physically stronger than ALL WOMEN.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Based on this post, she either lives in a very closed-minded town where it's acceptable for her "Bunny" to call her a slut and for her to brush that off and still wuv him and for her to blame all the irritating things that happen at stores on the blacks and Russians, or she's a very well-thought-out sockpuppet of a genius artist, taking blog to the next level with full out performance. An Andy Kaufman of sorts. Push the audience to the breaking point while actually entertaining them.

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[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

I'm really, really hoping sockpuppet/artist. Someone on journalfen said they'd run into her before though, so apparently the performance has been going on for a while...

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Hey now, a lot of my relatives live in trailers, and they'd never use the word "cum receptacle" they'd only privately think it, because they can't spell either word correctly.

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[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

No, never Bunny. They're lucky they can pronounce each other's actual names, what with all the rotted teeth and all.

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[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Horseshoes, actually.

No really.

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[andmydog.livejournal.com]

1954, apparently. Where men were dominating, horny real men and women were frigid and anatomically ignorant proper ladies.

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

I bet my grandparents had way better orgasms than that.

I'm just sayin'.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

And to think, in the masturbation post, she calls a pro-lifer a sick fuck. I think that's what's most boggling about this. She isn't some conservative who thinks celibacy is the way to go. She says she has sex because she loves her "Bunny" so much, she's willing to go through something she associates with brutal stabbing for him. Masturbation is vile and selfish, but abortion is okay. (In fact, masturbation shows you don't love your partner, because sex=love even though it's just the man getting off inside the motionless woman.) And sex apparently isn't a fun thing to be enjoyed and a time to be playful with your partner, because anyone who thinks the woman could ever dominate is fooling themselves, since she isn't physically stronger. (In Our Bodies, Ourselves, there's a small editorial cartoon of a het couple at a gym. The man sees a musclebound woman and says, "I would never date someone who could beat me up!" His girl/date pushes him away and says, "Neither would I!") It's okay for her to wear skirts and show her cleavage a little when out with the boy, but dammit, she wishes she had a penis! It's not that she vehemently believes one thing; it's that she seems to be insanely devoted to opposing ideals.

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[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

Her boyfriend must be a piece of work too.

Or a thwarted necropheliac.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

I don't think proper ladies of 1954 ever referred to themselves as "cum receptacles". Unless Gracie Allen first used that on Texaco Star Theater and I missed it.

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[andmydog.livejournal.com]

"Luuuuucy! I'm hoooooome! My little fuck-box got some 'splainin' to do!"

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

"Ricky, I don't wanna be your cum receptacle! I wanna be a star!"

"You'll be what I say you are, hole, since I have a cock AND I could beat you from black and white to black and blue!"

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

:: canned laughter ::

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[jaina.livejournal.com]

Oh dude. I can't breathe fer laughin'.