Death and stuff.

[40cakes]

I don't think anyone's really sure what happens after we die, so there is a distinct possibility I could come back to the world of the living as a ghost or poltergeist or zombie or be reincarnated, and tell y'all how to memorialize me, but I'm just covering my bases here.

When I die, please do not memorialize me through any of the following:

• Spraypaint graffiti (unless it's REALLY NICE. But usually I see some drippy-ass scrawl on the side of the building.)
  
• One of those little shrines on the side of the road (you know what's the best way to honor a person who died in a car crash? Set up a distracting landmark on the road. Awesome.)
  
• Bumper stickers/lettering on your car.
  
• An airbrushed T-shirt. Any T-shirt for that matter.
  
• An ugly-ass MySpace page
  
• Tattoes.
  

Though in my more morbid moments, I wonder to whom I should give my LJ password, so that when I die, they can log on and let my internet frendz know.

Comments

[brandawg.livejournal.com]

I was planning to memorialize you with an Animaniacs tattoo of GoGo the DoDo while you were still alive. Is that okay?

Also, GoGo the DoDo was a Tiny Toon.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

I was thinking if you were going to do that, you should just get an accurately detailed map of Wackyland across your entire back. You might want to run that one by Angela first, though.

[brandawg.livejournal.com]

Funny considering that one of the big reasons her mom liked me in the first place was my lack of tattoos.