Death and stuff.

[40cakes]

I don't think anyone's really sure what happens after we die, so there is a distinct possibility I could come back to the world of the living as a ghost or poltergeist or zombie or be reincarnated, and tell y'all how to memorialize me, but I'm just covering my bases here.

When I die, please do not memorialize me through any of the following:

• Spraypaint graffiti (unless it's REALLY NICE. But usually I see some drippy-ass scrawl on the side of the building.)
  
• One of those little shrines on the side of the road (you know what's the best way to honor a person who died in a car crash? Set up a distracting landmark on the road. Awesome.)
  
• Bumper stickers/lettering on your car.
  
• An airbrushed T-shirt. Any T-shirt for that matter.
  
• An ugly-ass MySpace page
  
• Tattoes.
  

Though in my more morbid moments, I wonder to whom I should give my LJ password, so that when I die, they can log on and let my internet frendz know.

Comments

[prettykate.livejournal.com]

I love the commenter with the breastfeediung icon:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=8112465

[pinkscotch.livejournal.com]

i think this lady with the tattoo on her head on the breast feeders page takes the cake.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=29861402

[cheekybaby.livejournal.com]

I swear, I was JUST going to post about this like last week, without the MySpace part, AND I think I did post about it about a year ago but I'll be damned if I can find it. Said just about the same thing, though. :)

what about a nice myspace page?

[eyepoky.livejournal.com]

"I wonder to whom I should give my LJ password, so that when I die, they can log on and let my internet frendz know"
your nemesis

[pyrobovaphiliac.livejournal.com]

They're totally going to have to add a "deceased" option to myspace profiles. But then all the smart-ass goth kids are gonna start picking it.

It's just a matter of time before there's a eulogy user group, too.

As for the LJ password, does that work like the Coupling porn buddy thing? Realistically, the best thing to do would be to put it in a meticulously wrapped box or the like and keep it in your room. Then you could tell if it was tampered with, and your friends who know of the box could open it to put your affairs to rest once you're gone.

I think it's kinda amusing that the dead girl has more pictures than a lot of real users. Makes ya wonder if they were saving up for the event.

[brandawg.livejournal.com]

I was planning to memorialize you with an Animaniacs tattoo of GoGo the DoDo while you were still alive. Is that okay?

Also, GoGo the DoDo was a Tiny Toon.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

I was thinking if you were going to do that, you should just get an accurately detailed map of Wackyland across your entire back. You might want to run that one by Angela first, though.

[brandawg.livejournal.com]

Funny considering that one of the big reasons her mom liked me in the first place was my lack of tattoos.

[restivemind.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you would like to be stuffed and mounted...?

*dangles straight line for Casey*

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Shit man, I already do that while alive! ZING!