Things Learned Today

[40cakes]

In an office full of women, when someone sees an infant, they will all say "It's a baby!" in the same high-pitched tone.

She is a cute baby, though.

Comments

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

So if we didn't all say, "It's a baby!" then she'd turn into a gremlin? Or is that only if you breast-feed after midnight?

[chaosblue.livejournal.com]

No, breastfeeding after midnight turns *you* into a gremlin.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

But what happens if you feed a Gremlin after midnight?

[chaosblue.livejournal.com]

ooooooooooh, I need to change my panties. *__*

ahem. The answer to that is "You get laid. IMMEDIATELY. And it will be the best sex of YOUR LIFE. The Car-God of Sex is kind to those who are faithful. <3"

[jaina.livejournal.com]

If you love a baby, set it free. If it doesn't come back, it was never meant to be.