Things Learned Today

[40cakes]

In an office full of women, when someone sees an infant, they will all say "It's a baby!" in the same high-pitched tone.

She is a cute baby, though.

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[nothingjerk.livejournal.com]

Tray and keep an eye on PrettyKate

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

We've got our eye out for her, just in case she says "I need her for a promo shoot!" and runs.

[nothingjerk.livejournal.com]

can we get some of those little sensors they use at Barnes n Noble and put them on Kate and the Baby?

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

The baby is now safely in Ireland. We have done our duty well.

[nothingjerk.livejournal.com]

WOW
I didnt not realize there was a wormhole of some sort floating around this office.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

That's why we have to keep the prop closet locked.

[nothingjerk.livejournal.com]

I thought it was becasue you finally made your "Sin Den".

[prettykate.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD I WANT TO STEAL IT!

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Yes, we've been warned about you. Security's on high alert not to let you out if you're seen carrying a baby.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Some things are just automatic. Like when you tickle someone, you HAVE to say "tickle, tickle, tickle." And when you ninja punch someone, you HAVE to say "TIGER STYLE FIGHTING DRAGON OF BLOOD AND MAGIC PAIN SUPER JUDO CHOP." Or it DOESN'T WORK.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

So if we didn't all say, "It's a baby!" then she'd turn into a gremlin? Or is that only if you breast-feed after midnight?

[chaosblue.livejournal.com]

No, breastfeeding after midnight turns *you* into a gremlin.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

But what happens if you feed a Gremlin after midnight?

[chaosblue.livejournal.com]

ooooooooooh, I need to change my panties. *__*

ahem. The answer to that is "You get laid. IMMEDIATELY. And it will be the best sex of YOUR LIFE. The Car-God of Sex is kind to those who are faithful. <3"

[jaina.livejournal.com]

If you love a baby, set it free. If it doesn't come back, it was never meant to be.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

Funny, I say the same thing, only it's about kitties.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

I say the same thing about kitties, too! And puppies. And small fuzzy animals. And tiny embroidered throw pillows, action figures, sparkly wigs and little jars of marmalade.

[dialogue.livejournal.com]

Next time someone brings a baby in here, I'll make a point of cooing "ooh, who brough lunch??"

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Nice! I wouldn't want to eat this baby, though. SHE WAS SO CUTE AND OH GOD THE BIG EYES AND LITTLE HANDS.

[divinya9.livejournal.com]

Some of the people I know would probably wince.

Also, I'm in college, so that probably changes things.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Hey man, I'm as childfree as the best of them, but it was still a wee lil' cutie pie honey bunch snooker poo ickle baby! All the babies here are oddly well-behaved, also.