Friday Five

[40cakes]

1. What are you most self-conscious about?
My skin. I've had acne since I was 7 dammit, don't I get a friggin' break?

2. What's your favourite word?
Awesome!

3. What's your biggest fear?
Parents' deaths.

4. What's the weirdest thing ever to happen to you at work/school?
Other than finding a dead Muppet on my commute? Being sent out into Manhattan the day before a concert to purchase 250 metal bead neck chains.

5. If you were going to have a revolution, what kind of society would you create?
An iron-fisted one, where I am Grand Poobah and the laws change every day to my whims. Torture would be a constant fear for my people, and death would be most welcome amongst them. Bad popstars would be hanged naked in the capital and left there to rot, to serve as a warning to those who would follow. Our flag would probably be leopard print and there would be glitter everywhere! EVERYWHERE!

Comments

[brandawg.livejournal.com]

My mom's going to be pissed. She hates when people track glitter into the house.

Also, where does Vincent Gallo fit into your society?

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

All of his sperm for sale will be destroyed, dammit. And frankly, who the Hell is he to judge women on how attractive they are? HAS HE LOOKED IN THE MIRROR, EVER?

[brandawg.livejournal.com]

HE HAS SHARP FEATURES AND THOSE GO WELL WITH A MORE SUBTLY FEATURED WOMAN!

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Like Christina Ricci?

[brandawg.livejournal.com]

I don't think it's accurate to call that forehead subtle.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

::See icon::

[imre-nico.livejournal.com]

Yay for adult acne XD I've had issues my whole life too. Started early! Period at nine, and yay, have a zit.

Luckily my skin doesn't scar, so there's no evidence of my ongoing battles. Plus? Like you, I'm rilly rilly pretty, so no one really cares XD

But you know what literally cures the shit? Green tea. Gunpowder-style green tea especially. Don't add any sugar or milk. Three cups a day. The ECGC just pounds the shit out of any infections and reanimates all your keratin.

Try it, if you don't already. Mine is pretty much cured, save for the monthly tantrums.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Hmm, perhaps I shall. I used to pound that stuff back all the time as part of dieting. Sounds good! You're full of smart ideas!

[imre-nico.livejournal.com]

And rainbows!

[pyrobovaphiliac.livejournal.com]

And here I thought you'd want a revolution were everyone sword-fights while people drive phallic cars around them on an elevated platform...

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Meh, that revolution is so 10 years ago. If you like it, though, feel free to take my revolution.