Friday Five

[40cakes]

1. What are you most self-conscious about?
My skin. I've had acne since I was 7 dammit, don't I get a friggin' break?

2. What's your favourite word?
Awesome!

3. What's your biggest fear?
Parents' deaths.

4. What's the weirdest thing ever to happen to you at work/school?
Other than finding a dead Muppet on my commute? Being sent out into Manhattan the day before a concert to purchase 250 metal bead neck chains.

5. If you were going to have a revolution, what kind of society would you create?
An iron-fisted one, where I am Grand Poobah and the laws change every day to my whims. Torture would be a constant fear for my people, and death would be most welcome amongst them. Bad popstars would be hanged naked in the capital and left there to rot, to serve as a warning to those who would follow. Our flag would probably be leopard print and there would be glitter everywhere! EVERYWHERE!

Comments

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

All of his sperm for sale will be destroyed, dammit. And frankly, who the Hell is he to judge women on how attractive they are? HAS HE LOOKED IN THE MIRROR, EVER?

[brandawg.livejournal.com]

HE HAS SHARP FEATURES AND THOSE GO WELL WITH A MORE SUBTLY FEATURED WOMAN!

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Like Christina Ricci?

[brandawg.livejournal.com]

I don't think it's accurate to call that forehead subtle.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

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