Whoa, I'm actually being serious for once. Major sign of the apocolypse

[40cakes]

So, how do you tell if someone loves you?

Gah. Nevermind. Realised that even though I want advice on the matter, I don't want to discuss it. Women are fucking nuts like that. This is why I'm straight.

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but i love you! you can tell because i just let you eat my banana!