Whoa, I'm actually being serious for once. Major sign of the apocolypse

[40cakes]

So, how do you tell if someone loves you?

Gah. Nevermind. Realised that even though I want advice on the matter, I don't want to discuss it. Women are fucking nuts like that. This is why I'm straight.

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[crisischick81.livejournal.com]

Do you realize how many times I've said, "Girls are stupid," in the past TWO days?!

I heard about your outfit you wore to Film 2. You totally. Fucking. Rule.

Why is no one ever online when I am? I slept til 2, and that means it's fucking three there...WAKE UP! GET ONLINE! There's nothing else to do around there. Or is there? Fuck me.

[crisischick81.livejournal.com]

Ok..tried to comment earlier and apparently it didn't let me. Stupid fucking internet. :)

So, as I tried to say before; do you know how many times this week I've said, "Girls are stupid"?

And why is it that when I'm online no one else is? Suddenly there's something to do at Rowaeioun on a weekend? Fuck me!

Hm...how do you know when someone loves you. It's easier to answer, "how do you know when you love someone" than to try and question how someone else feels about you. Anything I could quote would probably be from a movie, and we all know how reliable those are, so I guess I'll leave it at that. In other words, I have no fucking clue; then again, if the answer isn't found at the bottom of a bottle, I probably wouldn't be able to give it to you anyway. *Assesses lack of Rum and ponders- where did all that GO?!*

[crisischick81.livejournal.com]

Shit. It did post. GRRR. Now I look like Jon Favreau in that scene of Swingers.

While I'm here...Can I borrow your fishnets?

[pale-jezebel.livejournal.com]

but i love you! you can tell because i just let you eat my banana!