The ONE Part of Me That's Not Blindingly White

So between the photos at last week's company party and last night's conference drinks, I realized I REALLY need to do something about the color of my teeth. I've used Rembrandt's little whitening kit before and it seemed to do all of nada, zero, and zilch. And I sat with that shit for two hours. I brush with whitening toothpaste. I don't smoke or drink coffee, and get plenty of calcium. I don't have the money for a $500 tooth bleaching, either. Any help?

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St. Paul Craftstravaganza.

I know some people here are in Minnesota, and also happen to be crafty, so I thought I'd link in case y'all are interested.

Craft Support

Any of y'all belong to any knitting/crochet/crafty communities on LJ? Because God knows I don't have enough projects and ideas floating through my head, I need people to show me new things I should try.

A lot of the communities I found didn't update very much, or were more centered around jewelery-making and/or sewing. While I'd love to sew, I don't have a machine, and I can't even draw in a straight line, much less stitch in one.

Though I did find bigdamnknitters, an LJ Community that revolves around knitting up the Jayne hat from Firefly. Hee.

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