Oh MySpace.

You have a new MySpace message from Jack!

"hi i am a swm 26 from south jersey if u wanna chat email me or im me on aim at sentra2269
ur cute"

My goodness, Jack. Your command of the English language has won me over and swept me off my feet. You must be a Schalick grad.

And then, "Wait a second, that picture looks familiar. IS he a Schalick grad?"

And then, "Holy shit. It's Jack-o." Aka this guy who tried to hook up with me when I was a Freshman at the Elmer Fire Hall at Katie Cook's Sweet 16. He doesn't recognize me. This is fabulous. I have to email Desi with this. Aw, shit.

It's good that he's looking to meet honest fun girls who provide affection though. That's why all his friends are the girls with pictures of "LOOK! BOOBIES! I HAVE BOOBIES! DID YOU PERCHANCE NOTICE MY BOOBIES? BECAUSE I HAVE SOME! NOT ONE, BUT TWO!"

Oh Elmer. There are some days I really miss you, you little redneck pissant town. Tear.

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lilhouse is not nearly as funny as iharthdarth but it's almost as cute.

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I'm feeling fat and sassy!

#3

Hostels across Hawaii seem to run $15-40 per night. That would mean my biggest cost would be airfare out there. Graned, airfare to Hawaii is pretty friggin expensive, but I imagine it's better to have expensive airfare and cheap housing than expensive airfare and expensive housing, ne?

Was contemplating possibility of going out before Thanksgiving. I could take off a week and a half (work gives us off Thursday and Friday) and just go hang out and sip pina coladas all day on the beach. Average climate looks like it'd be in the seventies, which would be lovely as compared to what it'll be here. Maybe, maybe, maybe. Think I can find deals as it gets closer, though really, I don't think tourism to Hawaii is really going down anytime soon.

Birthday haiku

Color guard throws flags
And birthday cakes for drewbie
In celebration