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[40cakes]

I received my package from "Open Enterprises" yesterday.

...That story in the catalog was totally lame, too. I really should be a writer.

>^..^

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[jaina.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, I meant whoever manufactured, uh...the thing I bought, which is not `Open Enterprises.' The booklet is all about muscle soothing and stuff...though, I think I will make use of it for that, the thermal pad sounds mighty good for soreness. I'm just not sure whether it wasn't originally intended for less-prurient purposes or just that they don't want to put the real reason on the packaging. I mean, the water dancer is also described as a massager for the neck or whatever, and it's too teeny for that to be real.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

I had a reply to your question, and then decided I shouldn't share it with everyone ^_^;

I should be online later tonight.

>^..^