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[40cakes]

I received my package from "Open Enterprises" yesterday.

...That story in the catalog was totally lame, too. I really should be a writer.

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[jaina.livejournal.com]

Ha, me too. Well, two days ago. Looking at the packaging...I have to really wonder what the intended use is. Like, does the manufacturer not now? Or was it totally unintenional?

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

http://www.marketingconcepts.com/clients_gVibes.asp?menu=22

CLIENT: Open Enterprises, Inc.
SERVICES: Search Engine Campaigns, Ecometry Consulting
LAUNCH: http://www.GoodVibes.com
Client Description:
Open Enterprises, Inc. is a worker-owned, woman-owned cooperative committed to progressive business. Their business supports a philosophy of open communication and accurate information in its role as a provider of sexual material, information and products. Marketing Concepts helps manage Open Enterprises Search Engine Campaigns and provides Ecometry consulting.

Well, at least their honest about their cover name ^_^

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[jaina.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, I meant whoever manufactured, uh...the thing I bought, which is not `Open Enterprises.' The booklet is all about muscle soothing and stuff...though, I think I will make use of it for that, the thermal pad sounds mighty good for soreness. I'm just not sure whether it wasn't originally intended for less-prurient purposes or just that they don't want to put the real reason on the packaging. I mean, the water dancer is also described as a massager for the neck or whatever, and it's too teeny for that to be real.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

I had a reply to your question, and then decided I shouldn't share it with everyone ^_^;

I should be online later tonight.

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[crisischick81.livejournal.com]

Did you buy a vibrator? I didn't think you were in the category who needed one... or did you buy a URL titled "Good Vibes"?

Why am I so confused by plain English?

Fuck you, academia!

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

XD No, no vibrator; just another average purchase from that particular online store. They ship a catalog along with each purchase and it had this truly awful "erotic story" in it. Just...just ech, awful.

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