A Dissertation on Why I Should've Dropped Out and Made Babies

[40cakes]

I like FamCare. What's FamCare? It's the magical place I go to, and they give me birth control pills. The latest visit was right before I graduated, and it's time for my yearly checkup. I call to set up my appointment.

"Are you a student?"
"Uh..no."
"Oh. Are you on Medicaid?"
"No."
"Oh. Well, bring your paystubs with you."

Well fuck. Look at me, getting a college degree, working at the best-paying job I can get short of stripping in this bum-fuck city, and taking birth control so that I won't release my hellion spawn unto the world. My payment? Not having any insurance. Oh, and I don't qualify for Medicaid. :-D

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Comments

[gecko32899.livejournal.com]

Where are those best paying jobs at? I can't find one. *Ponders stripping* Nah, no one wants to see that. Damn, I need to find some sort of job.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

My best paying job gets me almost $10 an hour, but i'm part time, and thus, ineligible for insurance. So if I get sick, I can't visit the hospital I work at.

>^..^