Sorry, friends, only Utena fen will get this.

[40cakes]

Dear nova_usagi,

I'm rewatching the Utena Apocalypse arc right now, and I must apologize. You see, at first I just thought you were a complete idiot. But now I see the true answer. If you've watched this entire series and don't think Akio has ever had sex with anyone, you're from planet Obtuse (seen only once every 600,000 years, between Uranus and Urvagina). That very much explains why no one could understand your bizarre, seemingly non sequitir responses.

Kiss kiss,
Lt. Major fadingembers IV

Comments

[robinterrae.livejournal.com]

*snickers*

I gave up trying to make sense out of her.

Admittedly, the only Utena I've seen is the movie, but still (... which reminds me, I've been debating on getting the series. Totally worth it, I take it?).

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

It is! Check at rightstuf.com, I think they might have it for cheep...they've put the entire series into boxes now, so you can probably pick up the three boxes inexpensively (though the first box has the movie in it, I suppose you can sell it on ebay or give it to your bro or something). The series is VERY MUCH worth it.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

nova_usagi showed up here to say that her gay manfriends don't like girls who like "YAOI", and her psychology major buddy says girls who like yaoi are unhappy. And lesbos.

People naturally take offense, and she replies with unintelligible answers, then blames the community for misunderstanding her. Including the gem that if EVERYONE ELSE misunderstands her, that's not her fault for communicating badly, it's because we're all obviously the obsessive unhappy yaoi fans her post was about. jaina wrote it up in i_wank.

[sarahtheboring.livejournal.com]

Yay! I was just gonna ask.

If Akio's not getting any, uh, why does he exist? Really. His next greatest weapon is his ability to write persuasive letters. I Don't Think So.

(late, but couldn't not comment)

damn

[wangch61.livejournal.com]

you are on a geek level i cant touch right now.

i have no idea what your talking about.

is this an anime sorta thing?

Re: damn

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

No one can touch my geek level. It's like a high score in an arcade game, man. Well, except for my geek friends and a whole shitload of people on the internet, and one or two people I know from college.

Yeah, this is an anime thing.

Re: damn

[wangch61.livejournal.com]

Anime is the chink in my geek armor.

I have seent he basics...like dragonball...fists of the north star...akira...and even steamboy.

But i know there is a million other i should have seen by now.

Re: damn

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Oh, and to top it off, there's a Monty Python reference in there too. TRIPLE GEEK SCORE!

[sarahtheboring.livejournal.com]

Having read the comm comments in question (why did I read that, WHY?), it looks like she thinks Akio has never touched a man, specifically.

Because as we all know, the lasting message of Utena is that teh ghey is icky. And Touga is so picky, anyway.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

I would say that, but she doesn't even agree that he did it with Utena and Anthy. She doesn't seem to make much sense at all, actually. But that's our fault. Because if I say "purple monkey dishwasher," and mean "Of COURSE Akio's sleeping with everyone," it's her fault for misunderstanding me.

[sarahtheboring.livejournal.com]

Damn. So...they were playing naked Twister, and Anthy was merely losing wildly at strip poker. Because if you don't see hardcore action, it's just "subtext" and doesn't count (I did get that part).

...yeah. There are so many "I didn't say that"s two comments below comments where she did, actually, say that. Painful.