It Came From the Junk Filter

[40cakes]

"What would you do for an erection"

:: shrug :: Dunno. Blow job?

Ohh. It thinks I'm an impotent male and...oh, I get it. Silly me. How embarrassing.

>^..^<

Alternate bad joke:

Is that like what would I do for a Klondike bar? Cause I'd murder puppies for one of those right now.

Comments

Impotency

[bzial.livejournal.com]

Every day I get spam male about how to fight impotency and miracle herbal viagra. I'm still a pretty young guy so this is kind of amusing but not half as amusing as the fact that normally everyday I also receive spam about how to enhance my breast size.

Re: Impotency

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Snerk. Maybe our email addresses got switched...I never get anything about enhancing my breast size, only about enlarging my penis naturally.

>^..^

[jaina.livejournal.com]

We have those right downstairs in the Galley all the time!

Klondike bars, not erections.

Re:

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Oh poo. It'd be neat if they sold the latter, too.

>^..^