KIND OF SORTA FRIENDS ONLY

[40cakes]

So I'm mostly sort of locking down my ljs to friends. If you want some hot mutual friendage action, comment here, or just wait for me to notice you've friended me and I'll check you out.

Otherwise, my lj is like a glorified Twitter feed. Which, hey, maybe you're into that.

Comments

[ryuukojin.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FRIENDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CRANIAL MASTURBATION

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

I ALREADY FRIENDED YOU SILLY

[ryuukojin.livejournal.com]

CRAINAIL MASTURBATION!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

MASTURBATION OF THE FACE!

[jaina.livejournal.com]

KAYCEE PLEASE FRAND ME!!!!!!

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

BUT I DONT' NO U VARY WELL LULZ I AM A BNF AND CAN NOT FREIND ALL MY ADORING FANS

[jaina.livejournal.com]

H0R

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

IT IS U WHO IS TEH BALL LICKER

[jaina.livejournal.com]

WHO TOLD YOU?!

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

I DONT NEED TO BE TOLD I CAN LOOK AT YOU AND JUST KNOW

[jaina.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE A LIAR WITH TERRIBLE TASTE IN BOOKS

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

THAT HURTS MORE THAN JUST CALLING ME A LIAR AND YOU KNOW IT

[jaina.livejournal.com]

WELL IT'S THE TRUTH

YOU WON'T MIND IF I SHIT ON THESE BOOKS BEFORE I RETURN THEM, WILL YOU? ECLIPSE IS LIKE A FUCKING ENDURANCE TRIAL

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY DEFECATING ON THE BOOK WOULD MAKE READING IT EASIER. PERHAPS INSTEAD YOU SHOULD TRY A BOOK DISCUSSION GROUP. twispammers IS DOING A SUMMER RE-READ FOR EXAMPLE. YOU COULD MAKE FRIENDS AND DISCOVER DEEP INSIGHT INTO HOW ECLIPSE IS JUST LIKE WUTHERING HEIGHTS, FOR EXAMPLE.

SUCH AS.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

HATING TWILIGHT TAKES MORE EFFORT THAN I AM WILLING TO EXPEND, NORMALLY. BUT I WILL HATE IT WHILE I AM FORGING THROUGH THIS PROSE.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

I FIND READING SOME GROWING UP CULLEN BEFORE DIPPING YOUR TOES INTO ANY TWILIGHT CERTAINLY HELPS. IT'S NOT HATING IT THEN, IT'S ENJOYING IT FOR THE EXTERNAL LULZ.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

I DID READ IT. I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHAT THIS WOULD BE LIKE IF I HAD NOT.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

I BET YOU HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN TO THE MAGNET METAPHOR IN ECLIPSE YET.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

WAY PAST

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

WAHT HOW CAN YOU STILL HATE IT THEN? DID YOU NOT GET THE METAPHOR ABOUT HOW SHE WAS TRYING TO BRING THE MAGNETS TOGETHER WITH EVERYTHING SHE HAD BECAUSE JACOB AND EDWARD ARE JUST LIKE THOSE MAGNETS AND SHE WANTS TO WATCH THEM KISS.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

I WAS BOWLED OVER BY THE SKILLED SUBTLETY OF HER WRITING

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

JACOB AND EDWARD ARE VERSATILE BECAUSE IN ADDITION TO BEING JUST LIKE THE CHARACTERS OF WUTHERING HEIGHTS, THEY ARE ALSO JUST LIKE REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

ICON THAT

[pyrobovaphiliac.livejournal.com]

I approve of this message.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

I feel reassured by your endorsement.

[flappuccino.livejournal.com]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE BUT I LIKE YELLING TOO.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

YELLING IS MY FAVORITE

[flappuccino.livejournal.com]

I LIKE DARREN, HE IS MY FRIEND!

[ryuukojin.livejournal.com]

CRANIAL MASTURBATION!!!

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

DON'T TALK TO THE LOBSTER LIKE THAT UNLESS YOU WANT A CLAW TO THE FACE!

[ladyofthesea.livejournal.com]

PLEASE TO BE STAYING ON TEH FRIENDS LIST!

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Hello!

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Not at all! Have we bumped into each other on the internets? I don't recognize your name, but I'm admittedly scatter-brained.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

AKA the greatest comms in the universe, amirite?!