It's a slow day.

[40cakes]

I like the part in "Womanizer" where Britney Spears says, "You say I'm crazy; I GOT your crazy." Because from any other artist, it would just sound like an irate-woman-scorned thing, but we know that Brit's actually crazy, and I like to imagine it's a little holla to that thing where she shaved her head that one time.

Stolen from chaosblue

WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's & father's middle names)
* Smith Sylvester

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
* John John NO KIDDING I SWEAR.

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name)
* Cocase

4.DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
* Purple Kitty (could also work as porn name? Discuss amongst yourselves.)

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live)
* Elizabeth Bloomfield

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add "THE" to the beginning)
* The Red Mimosa - I fight crime in the morning! As long as the crime isn't too loud and the sun's not too bright, and really, who needs to wait until noon for the Red Mimosa anyway, and is it a sign of alcoholism that you really have to sit and think about what your FAVORITE drink is?

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
* Caor (...fly name?)

8. GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie):
* Fossil Fuel Chocolate Chip. How is this gangsta, ferrealgaiz.

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet's name, current street name)
* Willow Monroe

10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
* Cleo Lassen (also my journalfen name!)

Comments

[prettykate.livejournal.com]

I LOVE THAT PART FOR THE SAME REASON!

[sarcasticval.livejournal.com]

Neither my mother or father have middle names. OH NOES I DON'T EXIST!

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

That's how good the Witness Protection Program is.

[pyrobovaphiliac.livejournal.com]

My Detective Name is "Black Fox." I think it's a better secret agent code name than detective or pornstar name.

[lady-ganesh.livejournal.com]

I don't think Rumncoke is an appropriate superhero name. I really don't.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Srsly. That's why I went with mimosa. "Red Rum and Coke...no...Red Eggnog and Rum. No...."

[leadfill.livejournal.com]

Fly name = Fly girl. Like JLo.

[lady-ganesh.livejournal.com]

I suppose there's always "Black Kaluha."

[arafel.livejournal.com]

"Suquin" works pretty well as a Star Wars name!

So if you're "Purple Kitty" and I'm "Blue Kitty," do we work for the same detective agency? Kind of like the double-zero James Bond thing?

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

The Kitty Detective Agency! We find out just how that ball got underneath the couch, and who put it there! Not to mention that time we solved the cases of "Hey, what's in this box?" and "What happens if I hit this?"

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

You have solved a great mystery for me, sir. Things were so much easier before we started copying celebrity names.