I like the part in "Womanizer" where Britney Spears says, "You say I'm crazy; I GOT your crazy." Because from any other artist, it would just sound like an irate-woman-scorned thing, but we know that Brit's actually crazy, and I like to imagine it's a little holla to that thing where she shaved her head that one time.
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WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's & father's middle names)
* Smith Sylvester
2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
* John John NO KIDDING I SWEAR.
3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name)
4.DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
* Purple Kitty (could also work as porn name? Discuss amongst yourselves.)
5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live)
* Elizabeth Bloomfield
6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add "THE" to the beginning)
* The Red Mimosa - I fight crime in the morning! As long as the crime isn't too loud and the sun's not too bright, and really, who needs to wait until noon for the Red Mimosa anyway, and is it a sign of alcoholism that you really have to sit and think about what your FAVORITE drink is?
7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
* Caor (...fly name?)
8. GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie):
* Fossil Fuel Chocolate Chip. How is this gangsta, ferrealgaiz.
9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet's name, current street name)
* Willow Monroe
10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
* Cleo Lassen (also my journalfen name!)