Open letter

[40cakes]

Dear roommates,

Seriously, does everything you cook have to smell like peppers and onions? Especially since Yackov doesn't actually cook anything for himself and Anna eats only fruits and veggies and tea. What the fuck are you doing?

Also, it's lovely that your mom visits you, especially since Anna probably spends the money to fly her out. But can you also shell out to get her a hotel? I feel terribly strange about boning while someone's mom is in the house.

And seriously, Yackov, do you need to make that throat-clearing sound THAT LOUDLY? Really now.

Casey

Comments

[el--guapo.livejournal.com]

you should join open_letters. I used to rant quite a bit in there.

[nothingjerk.livejournal.com]

Perhaps there are onions and peppers stuck in the stove or oven?

So everything thats cooked there sticks of it.

As for the mom thing, i mean everybody is someone's mom. (wait that doesn't work) Just be glad its not your mom.

[pyrobovaphiliac.livejournal.com]

Bitch stole my boneless skinless cagefree chicken breast that I bought to make you a delicious dinner, and they cooked it in front of us. I hope she hears us boning and it makes her nervous.

Grr @ eastern european food thieves.