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40cakesShorter Edwards/Pandagon kerfluffle:
Amanda: Ima start off this post about a Catholic seminar full of lies about birth control with a joke about the Virgin Mary.
Donohue and Catholic League and unquestioning followers: UR A BIGGIT!
Amanda: Um, okay. It was a joke, but that doesn't negate that it's still full of lies and shit.
DaCLauf: U HAVE A POTTY MOUTH STOP USING SUCH TERRIBLE FUCKING LANGUAGE U CUNT!
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Good news everyone! The results of The Rebelution's Modesty Survey are out! Ladies, in case you haven't had enough men telling you exactly how you should dress and behave, here's a guideline! Remember, it's our job to control the sexual urges of men, because the mind-control lasers in our breasts can "lead our brothers to sin." If you're a guy, don't forget to sign the petition that says you honestly and proudly swear to tell women how to dress.
Because jeans are immodest and skirts are immodest and tight tops are immodest, but if you wear a big sweater with a word on it, that's immodest, and letting your bra strap show is immodest, but reaching up to adjust it is immodest, and the way you walk and the way you sit and lying down at all is immodest. Alright, so I'll just be completely veiled and I'll get one in every color so I can blend into the background because noticing me at all is asking to be raped. What I find especially funny is that their logo shows none of these "stumbling blocks" and yet I think it's kinda sexy.
People who took the survey were allowed to leave comments. You might not want to read them, I'm just sayin'. (I learned that even modest pajamas have a highly sexualized context. All those boys musta wet themselves when I showed up to 8am Intro to Electronic Media in my velour pants. Whew.)
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Amanda: Ima start off this post about a Catholic seminar full of lies about birth control with a joke about the Virgin Mary.
Donohue and Catholic League and unquestioning followers: UR A BIGGIT!
Amanda: Um, okay. It was a joke, but that doesn't negate that it's still full of lies and shit.
DaCLauf: U HAVE A POTTY MOUTH STOP USING SUCH TERRIBLE FUCKING LANGUAGE U CUNT!
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Good news everyone! The results of The Rebelution's Modesty Survey are out! Ladies, in case you haven't had enough men telling you exactly how you should dress and behave, here's a guideline! Remember, it's our job to control the sexual urges of men, because the mind-control lasers in our breasts can "lead our brothers to sin." If you're a guy, don't forget to sign the petition that says you honestly and proudly swear to tell women how to dress.
Because jeans are immodest and skirts are immodest and tight tops are immodest, but if you wear a big sweater with a word on it, that's immodest, and letting your bra strap show is immodest, but reaching up to adjust it is immodest, and the way you walk and the way you sit and lying down at all is immodest. Alright, so I'll just be completely veiled and I'll get one in every color so I can blend into the background because noticing me at all is asking to be raped. What I find especially funny is that their logo shows none of these "stumbling blocks" and yet I think it's kinda sexy.
People who took the survey were allowed to leave comments. You might not want to read them, I'm just sayin'. (I learned that even modest pajamas have a highly sexualized context. All those boys musta wet themselves when I showed up to 8am Intro to Electronic Media in my velour pants. Whew.)
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Date: 2007-02-16 08:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-16 09:06 pm (UTC)If you guys wanna be pissed read this article:
http://www.ocweekly.com/news/news/illegally-park-ed/26661/
if you don't then avoid it till monday or tuesday
I don't know what this world is coming to