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- I'm not even anywhere near done with holiday gift-giving knitting for this season, and I already found something I want to make for Kirk's birthday. Shoot me.

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cat_macros is the best community you haven't joined. Here's my favorite from today.

- Since she'll be in beautiful Cabo for the rest of the year, I finished and gave

zuppy28 her present early. Here she's wearing it, while throwing up gang signs. The scarf was supposed to be big enough to start at the hip, be wrapped around the neck, and land gently at the other hip. Adding the pockets on apparently stretched it enough to house Rhode Island. But Stacy is happy and finds it warm. And it hides her hands as she throws up gang signs.

- Busted Tees ALREADY HAS A DICK IN A BOX SHIRT.

- If your reaction is, "WHAT?! What in a box? Dick in a what?", go here and watch. It's not porn, it's SNL.

- If you ARE looking for porn, here's some dinosaur porn. Y'all know that's not safe for work, right? Okay then.

UPDATE: DED.