[Fic] Sorta. This is all meaningless unless you're a level 12 paladin with +17 Dork.

[40cakes]

During KH2, Hercules said something along the lines of, "You do crazy things when you're in love." It cuts to a shot of Sora, so I followed it up with, "Speaking of that, have you seen Riku?"

Jaina was very shocked and appalled and told me I was kicked out of the clique.

jaina says I have to do this so I can rejoin the Het club!


Of Killing Bitches and Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper and Heterosexuality
Once upon a time there were many bitches. They were killed, and the world rejoiced.

Then everyone in all fiction (except Utena canon, because bitch, PLEASE) became heterosexual.

There was much smut, and much for pervy fic writers to write on and on about.

Some people wrote pervy songfics, and they were sorely punished by Auron, who delights in the killing of bitches.

Then Sora found Riku and Kairi and they were not at all gay, but they did partake in the occasional beastial threesome with Donald and Goofy.

Then there was sharing and rejoicing over Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper.

Comments

[aimlesscoyote.livejournal.com]

*nervous tailwag*

But but... I dun wanna be het! Do I hafta be het to get the C V Dr. P? ;__;

mew

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

XD Nah, you don't have to be het to get in on the Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper! It's all in sarcastic good fun.

[aimlesscoyote.livejournal.com]

Huzzah! *revels in the hetless Dr. P!*