40cakes | (no subject)

Make sure you're sitting down in a well-ventilated area before reading this.

I...I don't know what to say. I thought we had a thing. We've been together for so long. I was with you in the 80's, when you only wore overalls in varying colors. I watched the TV cartoon. I stuck by you when you were a dorky vestige of youth, and not yet cool again. I knew the names of all your friends and lovers and how to tell you apart from your twin sister, Mimi. And when you hit it big, I was there with you, happy to see everyone love you again.

And this is how you pay me back? This is what you do to me, you lying little slut? Dammit, I...I need a drink. I can't believe you.