Grand Ennui

[40cakes]

Put a Kitten in Your Tank.
It's a lot less Kitten than a Hover.
Mmmmmmmmmm-Kitten.
Made In Scotland From Kitten.
Run For The Kitten.
Kitten, Take Me Away.
Happiness is a Cigar Called Kitten.
Hand-Built by Kitten. (Hee! A little factory full of kittens!)
I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Kitten. (Fuck you buddy, plenty will.)
Mild Green Kitten Liquid.
I Liked The Kitten So Much, I Bought The Company! (Hee! Someone bought the kitten factory!)
The Good Kitten Kids Go For.
Cleans Your Floor Without Kitten.
Gotta Lotta Kitten. ( :: points to self :: )
Moving at the Speed of Kitten. (Vrooom!)
There's Only One Kitten. ( :: raises paw :: )
If You Really Want To Know, Look In The Kitten.
You're Never Alone with a Kitten.
Ho Ho Ho, Green Kitten.
You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Kitten. o.0
Welcome To Kitten Country. (Hee! The factory must be in the Kitten Country!)
Cleans Right Round The Kitten. (This seems perfectly useless. They usually move if you start up the vaccuum.)
When You've Got Kitten, Flaunt It.
I Bet He Drinks Kitten.
The Best Part of Waking Up is Kitten in Your Cup. (He DOES drink kitten!!!!)
This Is The Age Of The Kitten. (My time has come!)
Out Of The Strong Came Forth Kitten.
The Kitten That Eats Like A Meal.
Full Of Eastern Kitten. (hee. Buddha cat.)
The Kitten of Confidence.
Come Fly The Friendly Kitten.
Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Kitten.
The Good Kitten Kids Go For.
Cuts Kitten Time in Half. O.o

And finally...

Can You Tell Kitten From Butter?

>^..^<

[EDIT]
"Why Have Cotton When You Can Have Shit?"
"We Do Shit Right."
"Don't Say Brown, Say "Shit"."
"Shit-Lickin' Good."