Confession
Apr. 19th, 2006 02:54 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
40cakes"Haven't you read," He [Jesus] replied, "that at the beginning the Creator 'made them male and female,' and said, 'For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh'? So they are no longer two, but one. Therefore what God has joined together, let man not separate."
Forgive me Livejournal, for I have sinned in direct contradiction to this statement. I have left my father and mother, but have not united with a man, cleaving with him and merging with him to create one flesh. I knew I should've stayed at home until that day, but I jumped the gun. I'm sorry. I would however, like to say that when I do create one flesh with this man of the future, I will alert you that our great and terrible and hermaphroditic form has taken shape, and surely we will also shoot laserbeams out of our eyes. Though I want to keep my last name, so perhaps our combined monster name will also be hyphenated and terrible.
Forgive me Livejournal, for I have sinned in direct contradiction to this statement. I have left my father and mother, but have not united with a man, cleaving with him and merging with him to create one flesh. I knew I should've stayed at home until that day, but I jumped the gun. I'm sorry. I would however, like to say that when I do create one flesh with this man of the future, I will alert you that our great and terrible and hermaphroditic form has taken shape, and surely we will also shoot laserbeams out of our eyes. Though I want to keep my last name, so perhaps our combined monster name will also be hyphenated and terrible.
