As seen on calamityjon's lj

[40cakes]

This is really stupid, but it made me laugh like nothing else.

Colorodans for Marriage is a pro-marriage (and by that, they mean "anti-marriage for people we deem unworthy") group. To show their support of heterosexual marriage, they have created a list about all the things that make straight marriage rock. I think they've summed up their position nicely.

Comments

[flyinglobster.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, is that site just chock full of unintentional hilarity.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Every civilization in the history of the world has been about man/woman union! Except those that allowed polygamy and polyandry. And those where sometimes boys were raised as women if the gender ratio wasn't 1:1. And pretty much the entire reign of Henry VIII.

Also, people get married to promote gender diversity, not because of attraction or emotion. Duh.

[nothingjerk.livejournal.com]

Wow after such a strong arguement I suddenly want to get marrried in a heterosexual relationship

[brandawg.livejournal.com]

HOORAY FOR JESUS!

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

HOOORAY!

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Hey, Dave's an ordained vicar, and I think Colette was looking to marry somebody yesterday. We were real bored though, so the offer may have passed.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

*snicker* that's just priceless.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

See, there are so many good things about heterosexual marriage, they invite you to just start writing on your computer screen yourself!

[pyrobovaphiliac.livejournal.com]

Seeing that makes me think they were about to make a list of things that are good about a heterosexual marriage, and then how they've even better in a homosexual one.