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FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young CINEMATOGRAPHER named ROB. He was FLATLY SWIMMING in the SQUICKY forest when he met SQUIDGY BOB, a run-away FLUFFER from the SQUIRMY Queen SALLY.

ROB could see that SQUIDGY BOB was hungry so he reached into his TUPPERWARE™ and give him his FANDABULOUS EASY MAC. SQUIDGY BOB was thankful for ROB's EASY MAC, so he told ROB a very HARD story about Queen SALLY's daughter CINDY. How her mother, the SQUIRMY Queen SALLY, kept her locked away in a ADOBE protected by a gigantic KITTY, because CINDY was so ZESTY.

ROB KICKED. He vowed to SQUIDGY BOB the FLUFFER that he would save the ZESTY CINDY. He would FLY the KITTY, and take CINDY far away from her eveil mother, the SQUIRMY Queen SALLY, and HUG her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a SUPER SEX and SQUIDGY BOB the FLUFFER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic KITTY from his story. SQUIRMY Queen SALLY BOINKED out from behind a PHONE and struck ROB dead. In the far off ADOBE you could hear a CRASH!.