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[40cakes]

I am wearing a skirt today. That means 500 times today, the following thought has gone/will go through my head:

"Ah! Close your legs!"

Comments

[nothingjerk.livejournal.com]

you seem to be dressing more girl like than not lately, maybe i should do the same

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

It's skirt weather, John, show off those legs and Dave won't notice your hair anymore.

Unless, of course, you don't shave your legs.

[nothingjerk.livejournal.com]

hahahaha
Do i look metro?
They don't make a remington strong enough to attack my legs.

and it would be a Kilt like Scrooge McDuck

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

No, no Flintheart Glomgold was the one who wore the kilt! The second richest duck in the world!

[nothingjerk.livejournal.com]

I meant when he was earning his fortune like when he got his gold mine and so forth.

Glomgold was a jealous jerk

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Glomgold was a jealous jerk! And a meanie.

[instagrat.livejournal.com]

:: crowd boos ::

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Heh. Yeah, but my company is primarily women, so they're really not interested in my underwear.