Buy me baby

[40cakes]

I was tagged by andmydog!

In the event I need to bribe people, this could be very useful information. Therefore, I am listing the five most effective things to bribe me with. If you get tagged, your mission is to do the same, then tag 5 more people.

1. Money. I'm a simple, simple woman. School loans + credit card debt + car payments + the desire to live in a better apartment=$$$
2. Cute. As I think jaina said once about me, I am a whore for cute. Hello Kitty wins a LOT of points.
3. Travel. I have a great desire to travel the world and all its nooks and crannies. However, see point 1. I would probably kill a man in exchange for tickets to Ireland. And, y'know, not just as a getaway.
4. Kittens. I like kittens. Kittens are cute. And they mew and play with balls of yarn and are soft and cuddly and will just fall wight asweep on you with their widdle paws up in the air smoochie smoochie snuggle snuggle kissy face. Puppies are not valid, as they grow up into dogs and I do not care for dogs as they are giant slobber beasts.
5. Robbie Williams tickets. Shutup.

I hereby tag jaina, arafel, cheekybaby, pinkscotch, and, um, uh, birthday girl zuppy28!