4 minutes of a goldigging boy just shaking his head

[40cakes]

Really. Does anyone take Kevin Spears seriously? ANYONE?! Is there any girl saying, "That K Fed is so hot, what with his vagina beard and three-pack-a-day habit, and his propensity to leave pregnant girlfriends so he can go screw a waning pop star. I should be a groupie!" Is there a clan of inbred hick gigilos somewhere with a shrine set up in his honor? "And now as you eat this Cheez-It, be reminded that this is His body; and drink this fo'ty of Coors Light and know that this is His blood. Now open your hymnals to the Brazilian Ass-Shaker on page 420." He's not even talented enough to be the cute pet of a big celebrity! HE'S BRITNEY SPEARS' HUSBAND. SHE LIP SYNCHS AT CONCERTS SO SHE CAN "DANCE" AT THE SAME TIME!

Grr, argh, ah, guh...Before I have an anuerism, here's a video of this jackass premiering his new single to MTV News or something.

Comments

[osl.livejournal.com]

Dude! Forties of Coors Light are the bizzomb. :)

[brandawg.livejournal.com]

You know who I like? That Kevin Federline dude.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

XD Is it his balls-out, ironyless* attitude?

*That is SO a real word.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Fo'tys of Miller Lite? Pabst Blue Ribbon is far too hipster for him.

[cheekybaby.livejournal.com]

Man, this post was hilarious .I am saddened that I can't click for video at work...:)

[pyrobovaphiliac.livejournal.com]

Honestly now, I don't know. Who's Kevin Spears? I read your post so I know he's married to Britney, but was he related to her or did he take her last name? And why isn't there enough news to flush the whole family off TV. I know I'd rather be watching VH1 make fun of Devo or something than any stupid new gossip about Britney.