4 minutes of a goldigging boy just shaking his head

[40cakes]

Really. Does anyone take Kevin Spears seriously? ANYONE?! Is there any girl saying, "That K Fed is so hot, what with his vagina beard and three-pack-a-day habit, and his propensity to leave pregnant girlfriends so he can go screw a waning pop star. I should be a groupie!" Is there a clan of inbred hick gigilos somewhere with a shrine set up in his honor? "And now as you eat this Cheez-It, be reminded that this is His body; and drink this fo'ty of Coors Light and know that this is His blood. Now open your hymnals to the Brazilian Ass-Shaker on page 420." He's not even talented enough to be the cute pet of a big celebrity! HE'S BRITNEY SPEARS' HUSBAND. SHE LIP SYNCHS AT CONCERTS SO SHE CAN "DANCE" AT THE SAME TIME!

Grr, argh, ah, guh...Before I have an anuerism, here's a video of this jackass premiering his new single to MTV News or something.