Does this make me a fence-sitter?

[40cakes]

I'm on the Planned Parenthood email list. For the past month or so, I've been receiving emails from them asking me to urge my congressperson/senator to reject Alito and not allow him to go onto the Supreme Court, which I have. (I signed my name on the form email to my rep and sent it, and received a form email back informing me that they approved Alito. Disappointed, but impressed that I got a response.)

Somehow, my junk email got on the Focus on the Family email list. For the past month or so, I've been receiving emails from them asking me to urge my congressperson/senator to heartily accept Alito and put him on the Supreme Court so that good moral values can be returned to this country full of left-wing extremist liberals. I mostly gape and wonder if maybe I registered for the Brio website one dull afternoon, looking up crazy shit on the internet.

I just found it funny, that's all.

Comments

[nothingjerk.livejournal.com]

your email address is filled with inner turmoil.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

It's not subject to crazy bi-partisan politics of the lefties (because fundies never have those problems).

[auburngrl.livejournal.com]

you're only a fence-sitter if you sign both petitions, i think.
or if you're secretely sleeping with judge alito.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Only the latter. But he doesn't want me to use birth control, and I'm not allowed to get an abortion. What will I do?

[pyrobovaphiliac.livejournal.com]

Well, if you're already sleeping with him then you must go on dates every now and then. Make him a home-cooked meal =) Remember the conservative credo: Once it's out of the womb, it's open season.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

The baby's comin' right for us! Shoot it!