Open letter to body parts
Jan. 6th, 2006 12:10 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
40cakesDear Ovaries,
I am, like, SO over you right now. I don't know what I ever did to you, but you seem to think it's cool to hurt me like this, without fail, every month. So go ahead, keep up your little game. You'll see, one of these days you'll wake up to see your fallopian tubes cut and tied. HA! Then what, bitches? THEN WHAT?
Smooch smooch,
Casey
I am, like, SO over you right now. I don't know what I ever did to you, but you seem to think it's cool to hurt me like this, without fail, every month. So go ahead, keep up your little game. You'll see, one of these days you'll wake up to see your fallopian tubes cut and tied. HA! Then what, bitches? THEN WHAT?
Smooch smooch,
Casey
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Date: 2006-01-06 05:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-06 05:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-06 05:38 pm (UTC)Or tehy get NO CAKE!!
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Date: 2006-01-06 05:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-06 06:36 pm (UTC)also, what are you doing for your birthday?!
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Date: 2006-01-06 08:02 pm (UTC)...nah, then they'll add, like, a leap week or something and I'll be screwed up again.
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Date: 2006-01-06 06:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-06 08:09 pm (UTC)Nah, I laugh so that I get my mind off BLINDING PAIN. But 2;30 came and went and I could take another batch of Midol.
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Date: 2006-01-07 10:59 am (UTC)hello! i am new to the LJ neighborhood
Date: 2006-01-07 11:30 pm (UTC)