Heard around the office

[40cakes]

Robertson blames Sharon's stroke on punishment for dividing God's land.

Dave: You know how Pat Robertson always speaks for God? I want to start a show where I start speaking for Pat Robertson. Y'know, "According to Pat, Sharon had a stroke because he wasn't molesting enough children. And Pat Roberston LOVES it when children are molested!"

Comments

[nothingjerk.livejournal.com]

Wait so Pat Robertson wasn't some character created by the Daily Show?

OH MAN! someone actaully says that crap?

[arafel.livejournal.com]

That Robertson hasn't had a stroke is proof to me that there is no God. If there was a God, He would have bitchslapped Robertson by now.