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[40cakes]

I'm usually pretty quick with the jokes. But sometimes I don't know what jokes to make first and I clam up. There are sweaty palms involved; it gets ugly. This is one such time.

Harlequin Romance and NASCAR team up to publish NASCAR-themed women's romance novels

Comments

[cheekybaby.livejournal.com]

I call the stick shift joke.

[suburban-panic.livejournal.com]

Harlequin will also be the first publisher of women's fiction for NASCAR.

*snort*

You owe me a new monitor, as I've just snorted my drink all over it.

Okay, not really, but damn.

And I agree about the jokes. Something about "Ladies, start your vibrators," is the first thing that comes to mind.

[cheekybaby.livejournal.com]

"Savannah always relied on the kindness of a stranger, one with a 10-gallon hat and a HUGE rip-roaring engine. So when Dex came to Rolling Hills Farm, we knew trouble was a'brewin'..."

[nothingjerk.livejournal.com]

So many jokes using the terms...
"Crank Shaft"
"Lube Job"
"Pit Crew"
"Lug Nut"
and many many more

[http://users.livejournal.com/_tehriah/]

You have just made my entire day. :)

[arafel.livejournal.com]

You know, I thought that Formula 1 slash took the cake, but this is even better. I must buy me one of these.

"Oh Jeff Gordon," moaned Laura Sue. "Show me how you can increase your... lap time."

[restivemind.livejournal.com]

Every cover will feature Fabio, helmet and Confederate flag in hand, with his Nomex racing suit unzipped to his waist, clutching the Budweiser Girl, who will be wearing Daisy Dukes with "Valvoline" emblazoned on her ass...

[pyrobovaphiliac.livejournal.com]

Oh oh! They can write a novel about a chick that bangs the wrong guy because he's got her boyfriend's racing helmut on!

...what? Other people think innuendo, I think dramatic devices.





hehe, devices.

[irenak.livejournal.com]

"Though they'd been going out for nearly three weeks now, Crystal was really itching to see what was under Steve's hood."

It writes itself, really.