Nerd Porn Auteur

[40cakes]

Snicker.

You can have the whole cheerleading squad,
I want the girl in the tweed skirt and the horn-rimmed glasses:
Betty Finnebowski, the valedictorian.
Oh yes.
First I want to copy her Trig homework,
and then I want to make mad, passionate love to her
for hours and hours
until she reluctantly asks if we can stop
because she doesn't want to miss Battlestar Galactica.
Suma cum laude, baby!
That is what I call erotic.

Oh, girl_gamers, this has nothing to do with games, but if more posts were like this and less like "I just joined and loved FFX!", I'd still read you.

Comments

[nothingjerk.livejournal.com]

If only this truly existed.

But unfortunately porn and lowest common dominator go hand in hand.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

I thought lowest common denominator and highest common multiple went hand in hand.

Alternately,

"Lowest Common Dominator" would be a great title for an S&M (Science & Mathematics) Nerd Porn.

[(Anonymous)]

I guess my spelling would preventment me from being in Nerd Porn as well as other short comings.

I'm sure there is nerd porn out there. I'll have to check the internet tonight.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Perhaps it does! Perhaps it does.

Of course there's nerd porn. It's called DOA Volleyball.

[nothingjerk.livejournal.com]

Wow being talked down to by an LJ icon, this is a Knew low.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

XD I stoleded it yesterday! Isn't it neat?

[nothingjerk.livejournal.com]

Rully Neet!

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

Beauty.

There are whole girls-with-glasses fetishes in Japan, I know.