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[40cakes]

Dear mark.,

You are normally the teeny-bopper catalog of Avon, and I usually browse through you since I have nothing better to read on the train. So what the shit is it with you this issue, that you're full of expensive, pretty things? Especially things I don't need! For example, "romantified clutch". What the fuck is "romantified"? Isn't it "romanticized"? Now you're just making up shit. Nor do I need this or this, dammit. And stop tossing around the word "goddess"!

Love,
Casey

Comments

[cheekybaby.livejournal.com]

Not to enable you, but that ring is awesome. :)

Remember the beach. Money saving! That money will buy you funnel cakes and boardwalk pizza and tacky tourist shit. :)

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Enabler! The ring IS awesome though. But this stuff isn't even half of what I want! There's a cute pyjama set! And lipstick in a vintage compact! And watches on ribbons!

[cheekybaby.livejournal.com]

But, but.... the beach!!!!!

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Ooh, good point. Can't take any of these to the beach.

[pinkscotch.livejournal.com]

Watches on ribbons just isn't right.... it'd take you all day to tie it on!!!!

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Kinky! Er, I mean. Yes. Hassle.

[pinkscotch.livejournal.com]

Ribbons + Boys = kinky

ribbons + watches = MASSIVE HASSLE!

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Hm. True. It would also probably slide around a lot on my wrist, and never face the way I wanted it to. Okay, so one less purchase I really want OMG.

[gonzostar.livejournal.com]

oooooh, don't show me new cool websites to buy from!!!

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

I have the book in front of me, with the new Avon catalog, and I'm just itching to buy useless girly things!!

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

I think the clutch, romantified or not, is fugly. That ring on the other hand....shiny.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

I like the clutch! I would do NOTHING with it, but I think it's pretty. I'm weird, however.

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

You're probably just too young to have the negative associations with fushia I do. XD

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Heh. True. I missed the 80's by and large...all the beautiful day-glo, and pink and teal! And FUSCHIA! EVERYWHERE! :)

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

And I had a denim skirt with floral ruffles!

...and don't even get me started on my earrings back then. F33R.

[wangch61.livejournal.com]

i find it odd that they use the term goddess, when these days goddess is the name given to a fetish for large women ...AKA a goddess party.

avon is def. on the fence.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Dude, never heard that one used before! Goddess party, hee. We had Miss F.A.T. in our office today, getting interviewed...

[pyrobovaphiliac.livejournal.com]

Hahaha... language. I saw the "Request a Magalog" link =P

So.. um.. what's your ring size?

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

I don't even KNOW! My fingers shrank roundwise when I lost weight - I used to be an 8, but I also feel apprehensive about saying my hands are "small." And they don't have a ring sizer in the catalogs or online! BASTARDS!