I'm certifiable.

[40cakes]

Me: Self, you should be doing something productive. cheekybaby's party is tonight, you should be cleaning up and maybe doing some grocery shopping since roommate is moving out and took the microwave and toaster and I need food that isn't Pocky. You should not be in pyjamas, watching Fushigi Yugi.

Self: Go fuck yourself.

Me: Oh, VERY mature of me. Your DVDs will be here when you get back. So will the intarwebs. If roommate doesn't screw up the router in moving.

Self: Probably will.

Me: Yeah, I know. Well, at least this is a good episode of FY.

Self: Small favors, right? Meh, they're leaving to move her stuff now, I guess I'll get in the shower. After this episode. Or two more.

Comments

[wangch61.livejournal.com]

hi...i passed out at 4am last night...i have no idea why god saw it fit to let me wake yop at 10am

all praise allah

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Hey, that's 6 hours of sleep. I'VE DONE WORSE!

[wangch61.livejournal.com]

i used to game in 48 hour blocks....i'm tough like that.

6 hours is close tot eh norm......but being wasted is not.

[brandawg.livejournal.com]

I've had almost the same conversation with myself over the last few weeks with episodes of Undeclared and Hot Pockets taking over various spots.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Mm, Hot Pockets. I guess I'd have to oven those now if I wanted some, huh?

[brandawg.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah! A microwave is an oven! Is it? Well, it's the only kind of oven I use.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I don't have a microwave now! I have an oven! I can heat things to death! Slowly!

[brandawg.livejournal.com]

I honestly think I would starve without a microwave.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

I just might - I don't have a toaster now either! I gave up and figured I'd have toast AND I COULDN'T DO THAT EITHER.