40cakes | Stupid Work Tricks

D and Casey went to lunch, and are coming back with Chinese Food. We wait for the elevator and pass the time by playing the "Who is in the elevator right now?" game with the security monitor. As everyone exits, we realize we were both completely wrong.

Continuing the discussion inside the elevator.

D: Well, sometimes the camera angle throws height perspective completely off.
Casey: It does! And really, everyone stands in the corners, so you can't even see faces.
D: That's why I like to [he stands in the middle of the elevator and salutes the camera] give a wave and a smile when I'm in here, so everyone knows it's me. It's like, [elevator doors begin to slide open on our floor] if this elevator's rockin', don't come a-knockin'.

On the other side of the elevator doors is our CEO.

I turn approximately 17 shades of red and inform