Job Love #309

[40cakes]

I got a squirt gun!

:3

Comments

[wangch61.livejournal.com]

what kind? like a super soaker or the kind you cna get for like 3 bucks at a pharmacy.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

The teensy cheap kind. That's okay, though. While everyone else is pumping up their Super Soakers, I'm all stealth n shit, sniping from the mezzanine.

[k-diddy.livejournal.com]

I seriously need to work at your job. Krispy Kremes, impromptu concerts, and cheap toys that you can annoy people with? Totally sending in my application now!

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Hooray! You'd have to come to New York though. It's an expensive place to live in a closet.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

THEY DO. I have a replica of Meryl's Derringer, but it is not a squirt gun.

[pyrobovaphiliac.livejournal.com]

Guns at the workplace: what every good job needs.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the producer leaving left them out "as gifts."

[valorously.livejournal.com]

I found a knockoff supersoaker at the library last year. I almost turned it on something, but the scary librarian glared at me and said something about damaging the precious books.

Then somebody else stole it!

I like sneaking around with two of them. Or having a plethora that never ends, a la Meryl. Stealth = Godliness.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

I want 50 tiny squirtguns! Man, that would be awesome. "Whassat, bitch? Think I'm out of water ammo! THINK AGAIN!"

Man, I need to find some sort of natural wooded area and organize a group of friends for a snipe hunt. :)