The Weekend Thus Far

[40cakes]

PRO: Found a place in NYC where you can go kayaking FOR FREE.

CON: Did not go kayaking, just shot zuppy28 and chelcday kayaking for documentary. However, had I gone kayaking, am sure would've gotten far out and immediately gotten tired, and would need to be dragged back to shore. Or would've fallen over. INTO THE HUDSON. Thus embarrassing myself in front of two states.

PRO: Got Jamba Juice with Zuppy! Jamba Juice is delicious. Though I apparently like the same flavour as Britney. OMG maybe we'll meet at JJ and get the same flavour and be BFF and I'll help her make a list so she knows to dump K-Fed and I'll teach her that true value does not come from external validation.

CON: Did not meet Britney and become BFF.

PRO: After the kayaking and juicing and walking, bid farewell to all and went to TiB (though now it's just calling itself "Babeland" apparently. "Because [it's] more than just toys." Yeah, well Toys R Us has videos, too, but you don't see them changing their name. Hmph.

CON: Unsure about bank account status, and did not want to break out wallet and balance checkbook in the middle of the store, so I only left with a magazine and some ironic postcards.

PRO: Good thing, too, because Amazon.com is holding a Vibrator Personal Massager sale. Most excellent.

As for now, watching Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure on Comedy Central. HEEEE.

Comments

[zuppy28.livejournal.com]

PRO: You are not in pain from your legs to the tippy tips of your arms.

[morgan78.livejournal.com]

Holy crap, I didn't know Amazon sold "personal massagers". I might have to purchase one from them just because I can.

[wangch61.livejournal.com]

doh! read my post

[wangch61.livejournal.com]

i had no idea amazon.com sold stuff like that....christmas will never be the same.

[stormkpr.livejournal.com]

Wow, I didn't know amazon sold that. Really love how they call 'em 'personal massagers'. Whatever. Anyway, my two personal massagers are holding up well so I guess I don't need to get a new one from amazon, even tho they're on sale.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Jamba Juice is yumx0r. Which we had one here.

AMAZON sells those?! Wow.

[restivemind.livejournal.com]

Uh, you might want to take a little closer look at that Amazon page.
Specifically the Hitachi model at the top right. Under the description it lists the retail price as $129.00 and the sale price as $49.44, but right below that it says ominously "New from: $49.99".
So, this implies that by saving the princely sum of 55 cents you are getting a USED vibrator?

If so, this leads my feverish mind to wonder...
Can you buy a used dildo with an "extended" warranty?
Should you really believe the salesman when he tells you that "it's practically new; just used once a week by a little old lady to get off in church."
Or if he tells you, "it's not really used, it was a demo for test drives."

Btw, do you refer to used vibrators as "pre-owned" or "pre-enjoyed"?

And PS-- Once you get Britney to dump K-Fed could you please tell her that I'm single, in shape and looking to make a career change? It seems like being Britney's Husband has gotta be one of the best and least taxing jobs around. You get to live in absolute luxury and all you gotta do is throw her some wood on a regular basis. And even if I eventually find my ability to perform stunted by her narcissism and the constant faint scent of crawfish and Trailer Park Jambalaya, I at least get to wite my Levitra off my taxes as a "work-related expense".