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[40cakes]

Some days I think I'm just too smart for the internet.

But then I read about guys who think they've astrally projected into Sonic the Hedgehog fanon to fulfill their furry sexual fantasies, and I don't care if the internet is dumb; it's always entertaining.

Comments

[ladyofthesea.livejournal.com]

You win at teh intranets!!

Poor Sonic. He's probably been violated many times over by those furry sickos.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

I'm sure he has, but oddly enough, it isn't even about him, specifically. I'd link you to the Fandom Wank post, but JF doesn't seem to be working today.

[k-diddy.livejournal.com]

Let me help you with some lovely links:

The post (http://www.livejournal.com/users/yukidragon/146250.html) that started it all...

A whole directory full'a crazeh (http://www.technodaydreams.com/chrono/)

Now you, too, can go Super Saiyan! WHAT (http://kisanctuary.chaosmagic.com/)

A Word document of ASTRAL RAEPIST'S old journal (http://www.katharinadawn.com/random/oldjournal.doc). WOWOW.

OF COURSE THERE'S A DEVIANTART ACCOUNT! (http://oblivionhedgehog.deviantart.com/)

...I hate myself for knowing more about this than is considered healthy. But this guy's entertaining in his batshit insanity.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Whoa! You rock lady. I had a big ol' tl;dr at yukidragon's post, and wasn't sure I really wanted to delve further into the crazy. Maybe I will later tonight at home (I'll assume this guy is NSFW, ne?).

[rosehiptea.livejournal.com]

But of course God speaks English. The Bible is in English, isn't it?

(Probably a funnier joke if I weren't Jewish. :P)

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

At first, I was trying to figure out what the original commenter was saying with "Like God." "If it's too good to be true, it is. Like God. And now, let me read some poetry I wrote. It's called, 'You'll Be Sorry When I'm Dead, Billy Phelps from P.E.'" Was she really trying to turn a discussion about dubs/bootlegs into "Woe is I"?

But then I made the snarky comment and the OP made the completely nonsensical reply and I was left agape. Not even a good gape either.

[duelingrose.livejournal.com]

My god is also English dubbed...

and YAY that post made me finally break down and make my Pirate Roy icons. ^-^

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

EW! Your God is dubbed? Geez, he's so much better in the original Japanese. Stupid Cartoon Network, dubbing my deities.

[restivemind.livejournal.com]

It's just sad what happens to guys who sit in dark rooms all day playing video games and twiddling their joysticks... :P

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

*Ba Dum Ching*

[sarahtheboring.livejournal.com]

My brain will process the dubbed God once it becomes unstuck from the fact that they actually, seriously, after much consideration, believed in their heart of hearts that the official release had 17 episodes on a disc.

Because I didn't think stupid came in that size. I am impressed.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

A teensy part of me, judging by her writing style, thinks that English is her second language, but then cynical backup brain reminds me that if she's ESL, why on Earth is she buying bootlegs dubbed/subbed in English and looking at the official US release?

But yeah, at least once a week we seem to get someone posting "I got 17 episodes of SC on DVD and now I'm waiting for the second season! Do u no when that will be?"

[sarahtheboring.livejournal.com]

Eesh. Even so, that would fall under common sense and not language barriers, IMO.

Getting the same very stupid question all the time, though, that is an opportunity to have fun. The "get the whole community to play along with convincing Stupid of something patently untrue" sort of fun.