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[40cakes]

Man, I hate this feeling of "What's going on? Who did this? Why? What's happening? Is everyone okay?" Everyone's coming in late to work today because they don't want to use public transportation during rush hour. My thoughts are with the Britons.

That being said, if any of y'all feel like making up an imaginary British friend who was killed in the attacks so you can get unearned sympathy, I will track you down and kick your ass.

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[arafel.livejournal.com]

That being said, if any of y'all feel like making up an imaginary British friend who was killed in the attacks so you can get unearned sympathy, I will track you down and kick your ass.

Whoever would do such a stupid thing? I can't imagine.

When stuff like this happens, even if it doesn't happen in the US, it still gives you goosebumps (esp. in and near NYC.)

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

I've never personally run into someone like that, but six degrees of internet separation come into play easily.

[sarcasticval.livejournal.com]

Lucky, LUCKY, girl.

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

No, but my cat was taking the subway this morning and I'm really worried.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Dude, I'm so confused right now, I'm not sure if I'm supposed to offer you sympathy and hope your cat and whoever's carrying it are alright, or laugh at the wonderful joke you've made on not one, but two colossal internet dumbasses.

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

Hint: I have no cat.

Sorry, I thought the context would be enough.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

You know, I thought context was enough, too. And then I thought "OMG what if I respond 'LOL' and she's all, 'WTF my cat's potential death isn't funny!' and it's all true! Shit shit damn piss fuck!"

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

::snicker::

[aimlesscoyote.livejournal.com]

*hugs you very tightly* It will be okay.


As a side-note:
That being said, if any of y'all feel like making up an imaginary British friend who was killed in the attacks so you can get unearned sympathy, I will track you down and kick your ass.

LOL! omg do you think somebody will actually do that?


My imaginary British friend is Snape. :-*

[jaina.livejournal.com]

My ex-friend (also, PSYCHO) did just that with 9/11, so yeah, some people will.

[aimlesscoyote.livejournal.com]

O_O seriously?

Mannnn. That's pretty frikkin' low.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Sure did. More info here and here. Of course, by then I'd already known she was a crazy bitch for a long time, so it was kind of fun to watch thousands of people come to the same conclusion.

[aimlesscoyote.livejournal.com]

*Clicks out of sheer, pure curiosity*

[sarcasticval.livejournal.com]

Ah, memories. Truly the reveal of her psychoness was the best birthday present EVAR.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

LOL! omg do you think somebody will actually do that?

You'd be surprised.

My imaginary British boyfriend is Robbie Williams.

[aimlesscoyote.livejournal.com]

... Who's Robbie Williams? ^_^;;;

*Dodges*

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

A sexy, sexy British pop star. He was at Live 8 in London, and AOL let me actually see some footage! Hooray for AOL! Up yours, MTV!

[sarcasticval.livejournal.com]

Except when he has no skin. Then he's just kind of creepy.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

I'm sad. :(

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Me, too. I wish we had consistent information, too, as I get "two deaths, no 100 deaths, no sorry, two deaths again" and "Al-Quaeda did this. Er, sorry, no, they didn't. Yes they did, but it's their European branch. We think. Maybe."

[prettykate.livejournal.com]

If I masterbate to thoughts of Rachel Weiss, does that count as a friend?

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Yes, ye derty hooker [/irish accent of former boss]