40cakes | Real names have been changed. Duh.

I ordered some prints from last week's company party through Kodak, and instead of getting them shipped to me, had them sent to my local CVS so I can pick them up. This was Monday, and they were allegedly ready by 5pm Tuesday. This happened this morning.

Me: Hi, I'm here to pick up some photos.

Girl: Uh, were they one-hour or regular?

Me: I ordered them online.

Girl: What's the last name?

Me: Embers. Fading Embers.

Girl: Hm...::shuffle shuffle:: When did you order them?

Me: Uh, Monday, I think.

Girl: And they said they were here?

Me: (Oh my God please they don't send them back if I don't immediately pick them up what the fuck I just want my pictures) They were supposed to be ready Tuesday night.

Girl: Huh. Well, I don't see anything here for McEmbers.

Me: EMBERS. Just EMBERS.

Girl: Oh. Lemme look again. ::shuffle shuffle:: Hm. I'm gonna open this and you can look and make sure they're yours because they stuck the label right over the name.

Me: ::without seeing pictures:: Those are mine. It says my name right there. ::points to "NAME: FADING EMBERS" in size 16 font::

Girl: Where do you see that? ::continues to not look WHERE MY FINGER IS POINTING:: Man, I must not be looking where you are - oh there it is! ::scans pictures, hands me packet in a little bag:: Have a nice day!

Me: Rassafrackin'grumblegrumble..

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