What is WRONG with people?

[40cakes]

Headline of the day:

Jesus Christ in legal battle for driver's license

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Comments

[uiggu.livejournal.com]

"Christ is not speaking to the press at this time," Pishevar said.

When has he ever?

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[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Well there was that time he gave that emotional interview with Barbara Walters. Or was that Mel Gibson? I can never remember.

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[andmydog.livejournal.com]

Rice is doing a report on his early works, but I hear he's not happy with the job she's doing. Smiting may occur!

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

First thought in Renet's head: I wonder if his middle initial's "H"?