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40cakes"Noooo!!! Malo!!! Malo Diego!"
"No naked people in the kitchen!"
"He's not naked, he has a sheet covering him!"
"I don't care, he's not allowed in the kitchen!"
"It's not really the kitchen, it's the wall."
"But it's the wall near the kitchen!"
"You have a picture of a dead girl on the wall!"
"We mow down young women with our balls?!"
"I told you, there are little gnomes that live in my computer! Every now and then they take a program file and they run with it!"
"Glow in the dark things scare Casey. Is it okay if we hang this up? Will you get scared?"
"Ass wipe butt licker."
"Do you lose points if you pee yourself on your dance pad?"
"I have to pee."
"Eh, pee on the couch."
"Yeah, but then this would get made my permanent place on the couch."
"True."
"We need bedpans."
"Or diapers."
"Yeah, but you couldn't poop in a diaper. Well, we could, but then I'm not taking out the trash anymore."
"I'm telling you, bedpans."
"Yeah, but I wouldn't want to go to the bathroom in a bedpan either."
"True."
"A guy grabbing his dick isn't gross."
"It is when you're making hot dogs!"
"Oi! Oi Oi!"
"So this is chicks with dicks porn, eh?"
"Yup."
"..."
"Oh, now that's just a guy in a wig."
"Why isn't ANYONE hard in this?"
"So does that make the men involved with this gay? They're taking it up the ass from girls with penises."
"I don't know. Maybe it's just a job to them. They're serious about their art or something."
"I have to pee. Here, hold my sweater."
"Hey, how come you get to pee, and all I get is this lousy sweater?"
"Shut up. Stop making me laugh!"
"Or what, you'll pee?"
"No naked people in the kitchen!"
"He's not naked, he has a sheet covering him!"
"I don't care, he's not allowed in the kitchen!"
"It's not really the kitchen, it's the wall."
"But it's the wall near the kitchen!"
"You have a picture of a dead girl on the wall!"
"We mow down young women with our balls?!"
"I told you, there are little gnomes that live in my computer! Every now and then they take a program file and they run with it!"
"Glow in the dark things scare Casey. Is it okay if we hang this up? Will you get scared?"
"Ass wipe butt licker."
"Do you lose points if you pee yourself on your dance pad?"
"I have to pee."
"Eh, pee on the couch."
"Yeah, but then this would get made my permanent place on the couch."
"True."
"We need bedpans."
"Or diapers."
"Yeah, but you couldn't poop in a diaper. Well, we could, but then I'm not taking out the trash anymore."
"I'm telling you, bedpans."
"Yeah, but I wouldn't want to go to the bathroom in a bedpan either."
"True."
"A guy grabbing his dick isn't gross."
"It is when you're making hot dogs!"
"Oi! Oi Oi!"
"So this is chicks with dicks porn, eh?"
"Yup."
"..."
"Oh, now that's just a guy in a wig."
"Why isn't ANYONE hard in this?"
"So does that make the men involved with this gay? They're taking it up the ass from girls with penises."
"I don't know. Maybe it's just a job to them. They're serious about their art or something."
"I have to pee. Here, hold my sweater."
"Hey, how come you get to pee, and all I get is this lousy sweater?"
"Shut up. Stop making me laugh!"
"Or what, you'll pee?"
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Date: 2002-09-09 12:12 pm (UTC)But peeing on the couch is worse.
Why do I bother taking these posts logically?
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Date: 2002-09-09 01:35 pm (UTC)I love your posts! ;) More funny and dirty posts, I say.